Stephen’s Statements A little bit of everything from Stephen Duncan Jr, a Software Developer in Portland, Oregon

Due to significant decreases in productivity, the United Nations announced today that it was banning April Fool’s Day. They also cited human rights violations, stating that the shame felt by those who were fooled infringed upon the inherent dignity of all human beings. A follow-up proposal to categorize all practical jokes as torture under the Geneva Convention is still under deliberation.

Saw this in the Atom feed for photos from Flickr tagged with "Lawrence Kansas".

I want.

For geek humor at it's best, read this comment from this article. It's the funniest thing I've read in weeks.